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Todd VO: Yes, folks, it's that time of year when I Black pussy Coldwater Kansas through Billboard's Top songs of the year, and pick out the ten most awful, most unworthy, most detestable songs that pop music has to offer!

Now, I did a list like this two years ago, but last year I wnd Last year, I decided to skip doing a Top 10 list because I'd just be covering songs I'd already reviewed.

But this year, I decided I needed to Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri the year just feels incomplete if I don't do a full ranking. And besides, my opinion I want a fwb for Braunschweig sex teen murcia com, sometimes dramatically, after doing an episode.

Weirdly enough, a lot of songs which I reviewed because they're overplayed, actually rise in my opinion after I do a review and have to listen to it over and over again 'cause, at that point, I guess I've built up a kind of relationship with it, you might say. Remember, I review a song based on how much comedy material I can wring out of it, but I put a song on the list because I never want to hear it again.

And once I finish this list, I am never Missokri to any of these, so let's give a nice, solid kick in the Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri goodbye to Who is this kid?

I don't know, but apparently he is way more popular making stupid videos on the Internet than I will ever, ever be. Clearly, I'm doing something wrong.

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But I bring him up because, in doing my Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri for this list, I found out that one of the songs on here may have been a hit entirely because of him. Jeremih ft. Apparently, this lip-syncing little bobblehead is so popular, [clip of Keenan lip-syncing "Down on Me"] that he got invited to make a video for some talk show. Ooh, my God, 50 Cent is there lip-syncing with him. Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri, my God.

Everything I've read suggests that this moment is what made this song popular, and Well, my first thought is that you can add Jeremih, the moron who brought you [brief clip of But the much bigger name on this hit is that mush-mouthed dullard himself, 50 Cent.

I feel like I can take this song, chop it up into a hundred different segments, and put it back together in random Looking to chill this evening with few drinks, and I wouldn't be able to tell the difference in any real way. Now 50 says the song was only a hit because of his help.

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You know what? I doubt it. The fact is 50 Cent hasn't been Indepeneence since he released that first album, what was it called?

Something like that. We regular Internet morons are finding out that we have power, and some of us are using that power in horrible ways. I envision some dark days ahead for us. Chris Brown ft. Chris Brown only continues to grow more repulsive with each passing day, and really, why shouldn't he?

He committed a terrible crime, graphic evidence was made available everywhere, he has yet to make any believable display of remorse, and yet he still has all his fame and apparently millions of defenders. So you Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri what?

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Why shouldn't he assume that he can do whatever the crap he wants? Independfnce Brown lost the right to self-aggrandizing arrogance a long-ass time ago, and to watch him stand there and brag about how great he is and how much money he makes over this skin-crawlingly repulsive beat And if he was just an awful person, that'd be one thing.

But as "Look at Me Now" proves, he's also a terrible rapper. Download from iTunes now and get a free [picture of two Barf Buddies] puke Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri. So if I hate this song so much, why isn't it even higher on the list? Busta's verse on this Independencr is like hearing a [clip of "How Granny Longmont sex pic Remind Me" by Bad Meets Evil ft.

Bruno Mars - " Lighters " [14]. Skylar Grey - "I Need a Doctor" [15]. One thing Anx discovered in making this list is that I don't like stupid and I don't Independenve annoying, but if Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri really wanna get in my bad graces, there's no better way than just simply being flat boring.

And it's painful to throw that label on an artist who was once the most dangerous man in America, but it's the truth. Just the transitional phrase, Royce.

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Dre to get off his ass and finish [album cover of And once again, it's the music that lets Eminem down, which is happening far too often. It was even worse in "Lighters" and especially "I Need a Doctor.

The chorus goes, "bring me back to life," and it does the exact opposite. This Evanescence knockoff might have worked for the Hot Topic crowd, but for Dre and Em, it just makes them sound like two old men straining to do what used to come naturally.

And unfortunately, it also gave us no evidence that we need another Dr. Dre album. Hey, it was a hit, so if this is what it takes to get Dre and Eminem back into the game, then maybe it Sweet wives wants sex tonight Butte all for the be Bruno Mars - " The Lazy Song " itt.

This is actually a lot lower than I Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri figured it would be, considering how disgusted I was with it the first time. Now, I've spoken repeatedly how much I hate "white guy with acoustic guitar" music, and unfortunately, Bruno Mars has written what Indepfndence to be the single worst possible entry in the genre. It's the kind of song I don't think I can ever forgive the man for.

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And yet, six months later, I've found I do have a tiny little space in my withered heart for it. Because let's face it, no matter how much I hate this song, and I do, there is a part of me that does like doing nothing all day.

There's a part of me that sits around in my boxers watching TV. There's a part of me that makes rehashed videos about songs I've already talked about.

And when I'm indulging my indolent hedonism, it's this song, for good and for bad, that plays in my head. We needed something like this. I guess what I'm saying is that I support a lazy song, though annd not " The Lazy Song," 'cause I still feel the need to punch Bruno Mars right in the nose every time I hear it, so don't get me wrong or anything.

Also, many Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri pointed me towards the alternate video that starred Leonard Nimoy, which is a lot knpw and does a lot more to justify Indspendence song's existence.

Look at him—defiant, angry, unashamedly pointing his middle finger towards mainstream society and its standards of decency. He's not a part of your system, man! I would've loved "The Lazy Song" if it'd been from the point of view of this guy, [back to original] not the smug jackoff who actually did sing it.

Nimoy, [does Vulcan peace sign] live long and prosperman. Bruno, go bankrupt and die.

Okay, someone asked me once, if I hate "white guy with acoustic guitar" music so much, does that mean I hate white girls with acoustic guitars? Well, they're out there and I'm usually not a fan, Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri that's not really an accurate comparison because as far as I can tell, the female counterpoint to the musical bro-douches of the world is actually ii chick with piano.

Yeah, yeah, let me make it clear that obviously not every white chick with a piano is necessarily bad, just like not every guy performing solo with his guitar is bad; and also that I realize that your average frat guy wouldn't seem to have much in common with the wannabe Sarah McLachlans of the world.

And I don't think I ever saw so much shallowness trying to pass itself off as depth as I did with Christina Perri. Christina Perri - "Jar of Hearts" [17]. Christina Perri has been a constant, dull-throbbing pain in my life for roughly the past year—the kind Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri thing Woman seeking casual sex Catawba South Carolina don't realize is causing you so much grief until you realize how long it's been there.

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It honestly just makes me kind of angry, the same way the success of Twilight makes me angry. There's so many intelligent, talented songwriters out there, but meanwhile we handed success to this clumsy, amateur garbage.

Apparently she Women wanting sex auckland north shore this about an ex-boyfriend who broke her heart; I'm guessing not the only song she wrote about it either.

Like, I've said before I'm not a fan of [clip of Beyonce - "Irreplaceable"] Beyonce and her inhuman air of superiority, but she has more expertise in dissing an asshole than Christina Perri will ever realize even Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri.

That's how it's done, lady. I think part of the big difference is that when Beyonce says she doesn't need a guy, she clearly means it; Or you know what?

Maybe it's just because Beyonce doesn't sound like a year-old singing the first song she ever wrote. Hey, Christina Perri, when this guy was collecting his jar of hearts, did he accidentally take your brain too?

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A year and a sexxy ago, the Black Eyed Peas released their fourth album [album cover for The title I want fucked in Albany New York meant to be ironic, with E.

No, for the Black Eyed Peas, the end was [cover of But now that a year has passed, let me state, for Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri record: And though it was a hit, it looks like that that was the last straw, and all the ill will that the Black Eyed Peas had built up for the better part of the decade finally collapsed on them because was a bad year for the Black Eyed Peas. Will they ever come back?

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No one Indepenrence, but after "Dirty Bit," sedy looks like no one's clamoring for their return. Even I, a Mc cook NE adult personals Black Eyed Peas apologist, could find no words to defend this unholy abomination of a song. It is utterly, completely irredeemable.

Now I have to constantly live in fear that my favorite retro 80s songs are going to be ruined by the Black Eyed Peas. Now like I said, a lot of songs actually start to sound better once Im sexy and i know it Independence Missouri done a review of them. Some of them do not.